Top Ten Things I Hate about Humans

Okay, so, because I was added by David Letterman on Twitter (is he REALLY David Letterman?), I decided some time ago to list my top 10 things I hate about humans. I didn't make the list until tonight. Hey, I've been busy. I've had LOTS of sleep to catch up on since them holidays.

Speaking of the holidays, they were my inspiration for this list...well, sort of...kind of...in a matter of speaking...I guess...

Anyway, so enjoy. Or not. I don't care.

10. Humans who are cheap when they can easily afford it (turn up the stinkin' heat already!).
9. Humans who watch stupid movie marathons on TV.
8. Humans who engage in gift-giving to the tune of "Space Truckin'." Chill out, already, people.
7. Humans who give me acid reflux.
6. Humans obsessed with the smell of cat pee. Oh, I'm sure YOURS smells just divine!
5. Humans who won't let me sleep.
4. Humans prone to erratic outbursts while preparing a meal.
3. Humans who let their roads get so bad that I get banged around mercilessly on road trips.
2. Snot-nosed, human children who stick their hands where they shouldn't go.
1. Stupid humans. And that probably means you!

Ahh. I feel a bit better now. Boy, that wore me out. It's time I get started on sleep hour number 18 for the day...

Cheers, y'all.