Question 14: Crap I'm Doin'

I received this question recently from Lisa Torres:

"What are you up to these days?"


Need I elaborate on the subject? I wouldn’t want to conjure up any envy on your end.

Every day for me is a siesta sprinkled with long baths and human laps (just about the only thing humans are good for as far as I’m concerned). When it’s cold outside I hardly blink at the stupid, two-legged ones scurrying maniacally here and there outside my window. Nope. I just recline on my cozy heating pad, only to get up on a whim to dine on a little savory gravy.

Of course, now that Spring is here and warmer temperatures are approaching, my wary eye is slightly lifted to an encroaching sun with perhaps a suave leap and supersonic swipe or two at a fluttery, aloof victim. But even they are hardly amusing.

On the rare occasion that I’m feeling a little saucy do I get up to Twitt at the many geniuses with their ever-so-ridiculous boasting of self-importance and utter ignorance about mundane subjects and events that I couldn’t care a lick about.

Alas, they need me. How else can they know what losers they are?

So, that’s what I’m up to these days. And you? Working hard? Yeah, whatever.


Until the next stupid human,
Miles